Captain Divergence

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£48.99

The CAPTAIN DIVERGENCE hoodie is thick, soft, and proudly unsuitable for institutional approval. The ADHD symbol sits on the front like a FRAKKING warning label, while the back unleashes the kid they tried to categorise, medicate, slow down and squeeze into the approved box. Apparently the greatest threat to the system is a child who realises the label isn't a life sentence. They called it a disorder. We call it an upgrade.

  SIGNAL INTERCEPTED // TRANSMISSION AVAILABLE

All apparel art is created by artists and not AI generated.

We want every glitch you wear to feel right.

If something’s off - print issue, or it just doesn’t land, get in touch.

We’ll look at the situation and sort a return or replacement where we can.

No automated system. Just real people dealing with real glitches.

ESTIMATED DELIVEREY TIME

(UK) from £3.69 / 3-7 days

(EU) from €4.79 / 5-8 days

(US) from $5.54 / 3-5 days

(CAN) from C$ 13.16 / 3-10 days

(REST) from $12.00 / 5-20 days

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

DTG (Direct-to-Garment)

printing uses high-quality water-based inks that are absorbed directly into the fabric rather than sitting on top like a transfer. This creates a soft, natural feel while keeping the artwork durable and designed to withstand repeated washing and wear.

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