The FALSE PROPHET hoodie is thick, soft, and built for surviving nonstop televised salvation. Front pouch pocket for dead batteries and surrendered free thought, while the back print broadcasts the all-seeing TV crucifix responsible for 24/7 indoctrination, mass programming, and the complete removal of critical thinking.

• 100% cotton face 
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan