The TURTLE ENERGY t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and made for everyday wear when behaving your age simply isn't on the agenda. Comfortable enough for whatever questionable adventure you've got planned, with an easy fit and just enough stretch to keep up with the younger version of yourself still causing trouble. **Growing older is compulsory. Growing up is entirely optional.
ORIGINAL HAND CRAFTED DESIGNS
All apparel art is created by artists and not AI generated.
GLITCH RETURNS
We want every glitch you wear to feel right.
If something’s off - print issue, or it just doesn’t land, get in touch.
We’ll look at the situation and sort a return or replacement where we can.
No automated system. Just real people dealing with real glitches.
SHIPPING PROTOCOL
ESTIMATED DELIVEREY TIME
(UK) from £3.69 / 3-7 days
(EU) from €4.79 / 5-8 days
(US) from $5.54 / 3-5 days
(CAN) from C$ 13.16 / 3-10 days
(REST) from $12.00 / 5-20 days
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
FRACTURE MANUFACTURING
DTG (Direct-to-Garment)
printing uses high-quality water-based inks that are absorbed directly into the fabric rather than sitting on top like a transfer. This creates a soft, natural feel while keeping the artwork durable and designed to withstand repeated washing and wear.
TEES
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
HOODS
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
ORIGINAL HAND CRAFTED DESIGNS