The Vicious Veggie Variants t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and built for surviving catastrophic scientific stupidity. Clean fit, easy feel, and just enough stretch to endure dimensional collapse, inverted food chains, and one low-IQ scientist accidentally weaponizing tomatoes while trying to prove they were always fruit. The tomatoes didn’t survive the experiment. They evolved and started craving steak.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US