The RATED SLOP t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and stitched together with considerably more care than most modern blockbusters. Clean fit, easy feel, and just enough stretch to survive another sequel, reboot, cinematic universe, or AI-generated disaster with seven fingers and four arms. A love letter to original creativity—and an obituary for the conveyor belt that keeps serving the same slop with a bigger marketing budget.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.