The DO NOT FEED t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and surprisingly resilient for something issued during a complete broadcast failure. Clean fit, easy feel, and just enough stretch to survive corrupted safety films, reality glitches, and a training video that keeps cutting to humanity's worst software update. It all ends with the same instruction: DO NOT FEED THE ALGORITHM.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US